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Tales Of Woe – “The one with the Cauliflower…”

The other week I picked up several (read that as five) heads of cauliflower. Do I love cauliflower? … yes, yes I do. But that isn’t the point of this tale. No, the poking and prodding to  stock up, as it were, was my nagging little inner voice concerning that absurd thing called  The Cauliflower Pizza Crust. If I were to believe the reams of articles and post comments on this anomaly… If I were to believe everything they tell me on the internettyweb-o-matic (because they can’t put anything there that isn’t true)… If I had absolutely zero taste buds… – then this would be the be-all-to-end-all in non gluten pizza crusts. It isn’t. And “it isn’t” a lot of things…. good – being first and foremost. It isn’t crisp like 50 of the recipes would have you to believe. I couldn’t cook it long enough or hot enough to make it crisp. No, it isn’t just like pizza crust. It’s like dried out, over-cooked cauliflower. And there’s not enough sauce, toppings, cheese-like substance to make you think it …